4.wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so i'll be in your hands all day.
husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily
5.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
the father replied: i don 't know son. i 'm still paying!!
6.at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing?
the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!!!
father said: wait!!!!!!!! i am coming with you
7.a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session. her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
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