【愚人节英文祝福短信】
because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!”
also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!
psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
my love, you take my breath away.
what have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气?
i want to feel your sweet embrace;
but don’t take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
i thought that i could love no other
–that is until i met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个，
直到遇见你的二表哥。
i love your smile, your face, and your eyes
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