出国留学网英语听力栏目谢耳朵学中文爆笑集锦，中文发音萌翻众人，和小编一起来感受一下吧!
-Sheldon：Wo de zing shi Sheldon.
我的字是 Sheldon。
-Howard：No, it's "Wo de ming zi shi Sheldon."
不，应该是"我的名字是Sheldon"。
-Sheldon：Wo de ming zi shi Sheldon.
我的名字是 Sheldon。
-Howard：What's this?
这是什么?
-Sheldon：That's what you did. I assumed as in a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase.
那不是跟你学的吗?我以为在许多种语言当中手势也是表达的一部分。
-Howard：Well, it's not.
好吧，这里不是。
-Sheldon：How am I supposed to know that?
我怎么会知道那个?
As the teacher, it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.
作为一个老师，将所教内容与你的特异习惯分开是你的责任。
-Howard：You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
知道吗，你决定学普通话我真的非常高兴。
-Sheldon：Why?
为什么?
-Howard：Once you're fluent,you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead me.
等你说流利了，你可以去骚扰十多亿人，我就解放了。
-Leonard：Hey.
嘿。
-Sheldon：Mei du lui zi.
梅毒驴子。
-Howard：You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey.
你刚刚把Leonard叫成了一头患了性病的驴子。
-Sheldon：My apologies, Leonard. ...