下面是出国留学网整理的趣味英语脑筋急转弯，欢迎参考。
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
----Because its head is so far from its body.
为什么长颈鹿有如此这般长的脖子?
----因为它的头离它的身体是这样的远。
Who wears the biggest hat in the world?
----The man with the biggest head in the world.
谁戴世界上最大号的帽子?
----世界上长着最大脑袋的人。
Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"
Raymond: "His last one, sir."
老师：“雷蒙德，纳尔逊将军是在哪次战斗中战死的?”
雷蒙德：“他的最后一次战役，先生。”
Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"
Sarah: "He sat down, miss."
老师：“萨拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位宝座做的第一件事情是什么?”
萨拉：“他坐下来，小姐。”
Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"
Tom: "By eating it, miss."
烹饪老师：“汤姆，我们怎样才能防止食物变坏?”
汤 姆：“吃掉它，小姐。”
A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"
B: "So you can go through, sir."
甲：“检票员，为什么你要在我的票上打孔?”
乙：“那样你才能通行，先生。”
A："How short can girls' skirts get?"
B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."
甲：“女孩的裙子可以短到什么程度?”
乙：“不管怎么短，它们一定是在两只脚的上方。”
Father: "Great Scott! How you look!"
Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."
Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"
Jimmie: "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."
父亲：“天哪!你一副什么相!”
吉米：“是的，爸，我掉进了一个泥坑。”
父亲：“什么!穿着你的新裤子掉进泥坑里?”
吉米：“是的。我没有来得及把它脱掉。”
Father(meaningly): "Who is the laziest member of your class, tommy?"
Tommy: "I don't know, Pa."
Father: "I should think you should know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself?"
Tommy: "The teacher."
父亲：(有所指地)：“谁是你们班里最懒的，汤米?”
汤米：“我不知道，爸。”
父亲：“我倒认为你应该知道。当所有的人都在勤奋学习或书
写课堂作业时，是谁闲坐在自己的位置上望着别人，
而自己不做功课?”
汤米：“老师。”
Teacher: "Arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would you have?"
Arthur: "Three."
Teacher: "Three?"
Arthur: "Yes. Two outside and one inside."
老师：“阿瑟，如果你有3个苹果，吃掉一个，还有几个?”
阿瑟：“3个。”
老师：“3个?”
阿瑟：“是的，外面2个，肚子里1个。”
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
Q:猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?
A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.
A: 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
Q:什么是世界上最强壮的生物?
A:The snail.It carries its house on its back.
A: 蜗牛。因为它们整天背着自己的房子走路。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
Q:人们在钟表厂做什么?
A:They make faces all day.
A:他们在做鬼脸(制造表面)。
注释：makefaces直译为制造钟面，但作为固定短语，又有做鬼脸的意思。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
Q:怎样才能让梦游者停止梦游呢?
A:Keep him awake.
A:别让他睡着了。
What stays hot even if put in a fridge?(什么东西就是放在冰箱里也是热的?)回答是：Pepper(辣椒)。(hot 有两个意思：热的;辣的。)
Which side is the left side of a pie?(哪边是馅饼的左边)?
回答是： The side that is not eaten，yet.(还没有吃的那一边)。(the left side of a pie 有两层意思：饼的左边;饼剩下没吃的那一边。)
Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad?爸爸和妈妈谁和你更亲?
Keys：Mom is closer， because dad is farther.妈妈更亲，因为爸爸更远。
Can you go to the Cinema With your watch broken?你手表坏了，可以去看电影吗?
Keys：Of course not，for I don’t have the time.当然不行，因为我没有时间。(I don’t have the time 有两种理解：①我没有时间;②我没戴表或我的表坏了，不知道时间。)
Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?为什么说彗星像米老鼠?
Keys：It’s a star with a tail.因为它是带着一根尾巴的星星。(tail/teil/ n.(动物的)尾巴;彗(星)尾)
What’s the largest room in the world?世界上最大的房间是什么房间?
Keys：The room for improvement... 改进的空间。
What’s the poorest bank in the world?最没有钱的银行是什么银行?
Keys：The river bank... 河堤。(bank n.银行;堤岸)
When is coffee like the surface of the earth?咖啡什么时候像地球表面?
Keys：When it’s ground... 被碾成粉末时。(ground n.地面，它也是grind/grind/v.磨碎，碾碎的过去分词形式。)
What month do soldiers hate?当兵的不喜欢几月份?
Keys：March... 三月。(march n.行军)
When is a person not a person?什么时候人不是人?
Keys：When he is a little cross... 当他有点恼怒时。(cross adj.烦恼，恼火; n.十字架)
When is a door not a door?什么时候门不是门?
Keys：When it’s ajar... 当它虚掩时。(ajar/+'DNα：/adj.(门)虚掩着，露了一条缝的音似ajar(一只壶)。)
When are boys not boys?什么时候男孩不是男孩?
Keys：When they’re bare-footed... 当他们赤脚时。(bare-footed 赤脚，音似bear-footed，脚和熊一样。)
When is a clock dangerous?什么时候时钟是危险的?
Keys：When it runs down the stairs and strikes one... 当它滚下楼梯敲响一点钟时。
(strikes one 另一层意思是：击中一个人)