爆笑英文笑话

2017-08-30 10:25:29 爆笑英文笑话

  看英文笑话才会显得有逼格。下面是出国留学网的小编为你整理的“爆笑英文笑话”,内容仅供参考,希望对你有帮助。更多相关内容都在出国留学网,欢迎关注与阅读。

  篇一:爆笑英文笑话

  Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

  两个殷切的钓鱼爱好者要进行一次钓鱼之旅。他们租了一切所需的器材:鱼线盘,钓竿,浅水服,小船,汽车,甚至一间林中小屋。为此,他们花了好多的钱。

  The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

  第一天去钓鱼,他们什么也没钓到。第二天和第三天也是如此。直到最后,在他们旅行的最后一天,其中一个人钓到了一条鱼。

  As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

  回家的路上,他们都感到十分沮丧。一个人对另一个人说:“你发现没有?为了钓这条倒霉的鱼,我们花了1500块钱?”

  The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

  另一个人说:“噢!幸亏我们没有钓到更多的鱼。”

  篇二:爆笑英文笑话

  你以为你是谁?

  The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

  公共汽车上很挤,当又一个人还是试图上车时,乘客们不让他上。

  “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

  “车上太挤了,”他们喊道,“你以为你是谁?”

  “I am the driver.” he said.

  “我是司机!”他说。

  篇三:爆笑英文笑话

  A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, lookingunique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she askedgracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).” Theother party wisecracked(说俏皮话).

  有位空姐带着亮灿灿的金项链,项坠儿系一小飞机,显得别致而有职业特点。她发现有人在看,便大方地问了一句:“它漂亮吗?”“漂亮极了,不过,飞机场更漂亮!”对方俏皮地说。


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  看英文笑话才会显得有逼格。下面是出国留学网的小编为你整理的“爆笑英文笑话”,内容仅供参考,希望对你有帮助。更多相关内容都在出国留学网,欢迎关注与阅读。

  篇一:爆笑英文笑话

  Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

  两个殷切的钓鱼爱好者要进行一次钓鱼之旅。他们租了一切所需的器材:鱼线盘,钓竿,浅水服,小船,汽车,甚至一间林中小屋。为此,他们花了好多的钱。

  The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

  第一天去钓鱼,他们什么也没钓到。第二天和第三天也是如此。直到最后,在他们旅行的最后一天,其中一个人钓到了一条鱼。

  As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

  回家的路上,他们都感到十分沮丧。一个人对另一个人说:“你发现没有?为了钓这条倒霉的鱼,我们花了1500块钱?”

  The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

  另一个人说:“噢!幸亏我们没有钓到更多的鱼。”

  篇二:爆笑英文笑话

  你以为你是谁?

  The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

  公共汽车上很挤,当又一个人还是试图上车时,乘客们不让他上。

  “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

  “车上太挤了,”他们喊道,“你以为你是谁?”

  “I am the driver.” he said.

  “我是司机!”他说。

  篇三:爆笑英文笑话

  A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, lookingunique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she askedgracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).” Theother party wisecracked(说俏皮话).

  有位空姐带着亮灿灿的金项链,项坠儿系一小飞机,显得别致而有职业特点。她发现有人在看,便大方地问了一句:“它漂亮吗?”“漂亮极了,不过,飞机场更漂亮!”对方俏皮地说。


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