下面是出国留学网整理的趣味英语脑筋急转弯，欢迎参考。
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
----Because its head is so far from its body.
为什么长颈鹿有如此这般长的脖子?
----因为它的头离它的身体是这样的远。
Who wears the biggest hat in the world?
----The man with the biggest head in the world.
谁戴世界上最大号的帽子?
----世界上长着最大脑袋的人。
Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"
Raymond: "His last one, sir."
老师：“雷蒙德，纳尔逊将军是在哪次战斗中战死的?”
雷蒙德：“他的最后一次战役，先生。”
Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"
Sarah: "He sat down, miss."
老师：“萨拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位宝座做的第一件事情是什么?”
萨拉：“他坐下来，小姐。”
Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"
Tom: "By eating it, miss."
烹饪老师：“汤姆，我们怎样才能防止食物变坏?”
汤 姆：“吃掉它，小姐。”
A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"
B: "So you can go through, sir."
甲：“检票员，为什么你要在我的票上打孔?”
乙：“那样你才能通行，先生。”
A："How short can girls' skirts get?"
B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."
甲：“女孩的裙子可以短到什么程度?”
乙：“不管怎么短，它们一定是在两只脚的上方。”
Father: "Great Scott! How you look!"
Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."
Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"
Jimmie: "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."
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