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2011兔年情人节祝福短信(浪漫版)

2011年情人节
甜甜蜜蜜过兔年情人节,发条短信让彼此心更拉近,情更浓。

  Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
  或许是上帝的安排,在最终找到知音之前,我们总要遇到一些不尽如意的人,只有这样,我们才能对知音这份礼物充满感激之情。

  When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
  一道幸福之门关闭时,另一扇就会打开。我们经常太多太多地只看见关闭的门,而对开启的门却熟视无睹。

  The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
  也许最好的朋友就是那些你坐在门廊下,看到的来回过往的行人。你与他们一言未语,走开时却感到好像有过最好的交谈。

  It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
  无疑,一件东西只有失去时,我们才会懂得其真正的价值。同样,一件东西在得到之前,我们并没有意识到它的缺少。

  Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
  将爱全部付出,并不能确保一定会得到回报。别指望爱有什么回报,耐心地等待它在你所爱的人的心里生根发芽,成长壮大。即使不会那样,也要感到满足,相信爱在自己心里成长。迷恋一个人只需要一分钟,喜欢一个人需要一个小时,爱上一个人需要一天,而忘记一个人则需要一辈子的时间。

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兔年情人节祝福短信(幽默版)

2011年情人节

  1.别骂自己的孩子是“小兔崽子”,因为从遗传学的角度来讲,这对家长是不利的。

  2.恭喜你!你获得本公司头奖20万元。请带上防弹衣面罩到平价收银台凭密码领取奖金。密码是“把钱拿出来”!

  3.爱情与玉米粥相比,哪个好?好像该是爱情好,其实不然:毕竟没有东西比爱情好,而一碗玉米粥总比没有东西好,所以,玉米粥比爱情好!

  4.初恋:心里眼中只有她。热恋:妈妈叫我向东,爱人叫我向西;向西。失恋:爱人结婚了,新郎不是我。

  5.护士:你要写给谁阿?病人:写给我自己啊!护士:那你都写些什么阿?病人:你神精病阿!!我还没收到怎么知道?

  6.接卫生部紧急通知:最近因口蹄疫广泛流行,请您务必注意四肢清洁,以免受到感染!

  7.工资全部上交,包括计划外的;剩饭全部承包,包括馊了的;家务活全干,包括岳母家的;思想天天汇报,包括一闪念的。

  8.我爱的人名花有主,爱我的人惨不忍睹,不是在放荡中变坏,就是在沉默中变态。——献给情人节!

  9.老鹰追杀兔子,却因为兔子一句话而掉下摔死了。知道兔子说什么吗?它大叫:你没戴胸罩!老鹰一听慌忙捂胸,结果…

  10.人生四大理想:1、给长城贴上瓷砖。2、给赤道镶上金边。3、给太平洋安上栏杆。4、给珠穆朗玛峰装上电梯

  11.人生四小理想:1、给苍蝇戴上手套。2、给蚊子戴上口罩。3、给老鼠戴上镣铐。4、教育得蟑螂戴上安全套。

  12.猪的四大理想:四周栏杆都烂掉,天上纷纷下饲料,世上屠夫都死掉,全国人民信回教。

  13.男人的四大理想:天上纷纷掉钞票,天下美男都死掉,美女脑子都坏掉,哭着喊着让我泡。

  14.女人的四大理想:男人头壳都坏掉,每天给我送钞票。还要排队任我挑,自己一直不会老!


JOKE 1
  Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

  Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

  JOKE 2
  A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

  The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!!

  JOKE 3
  At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home...

  He asks him: what are you doing?

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